Look at all these boring-ass dead Syrian kids. Yawn City, right? How can a man be expected to stay awake and not resort to iPhone poker when in the middle of a 3-hour long argument about something as simple as going to war? We go to war all the time, right? John’s been through this shit before. Nothing new. What, he’s supposed to pay attention to the whole boring thing just because he swore to protect this country to the best of his ability when he took some oath? That shit was like….eight months ago. Let it go. Oaths are lame just like John Kerry’s coma-inducing argument tactics. After an hour or two of listening to that guy it’ll look like congress were the ones who got nerve gassed and painfully suffocated to death. A good game of Hold ‘Em is the only way to make it out of these meetings alive.