Reddit – A while ago my work made a show about dogs. This didnt make the cut.
See, this is more like it. This is the truth. Most dogs aren’t calling the cops when you have a heart attack or waiting by your tombstone for months after you die, they’re dumbly barking at whatever’s in your hand and distracted by anything that moves. People can keep releasing stories about Wonderdogs and all the fantastic stuff they do to assist their masters, but 90% of all dogs just bark when you don’t want when to and act like cute, stupid assholes. Don’t get me wrong: I like dogs. I’m just saying this is much more like my experiences with them than all those hero stories you read about.