philly.com – Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie married Philadelphia resident Tina Lai in a private ceremony this weekend. Lurie, 61, announced last July that he and Christina Weiss Lurie were getting divorced after 20 years of marriage. Lai will have no official role in the Eagles organization. The wedding was attended by family and close friends. “I am happy and excited as Tina and I begin our lives together,” Lurie said in a statement. Lai, 39, is from a family that owns restaurants in Philadelphia, including the Vietnam Restaurant in Chinatown and the Vietnam Cafe in University City. Her family immigrated from Vietnam in 1978. She was involved in starting the cafes, although she no longer has a direct role in the restaurants, according to a restaurant spokeswoman. Lurie bought the Eagles in 1994 for a then-record $195 million. The franchise is now worth $1.26 billion, according to Forbes’ 2012 valuation. Lurie maintained full control over the team in his divorce settlement, although Christina remains a part owner and serves as president of the Eagles Youth Partnership.
Let’s just begin by stating the obvious: the world going to be ruled by a select group of half Jewish/half Asian people. Doesn’t matter whether you like it or not. These two ethnicities are joining privates at an amazing rate, and you can bet that once power Jews like Lurie and Zuckerberg start popping out kids that their offspring won’t hesitate to control us all with their math and argument powers.
But let’s look at Jeff’s marriage from a different angle. Last year Lurie divorced his long-time wife, someone who had been next to him from the start, because he finally realized things weren’t moving in the right direction. Nine months later here he is with the quick turnaround much younger Asian wife upgrade. Sure, Jeff could have played it safe and came back with another wife that looked like Christina, but that’s not what he did. He went out there and got what he wanted: a young innovator with lots of upside.
What I’m saying is: Tina Lai is Chip Kelly. Jeffrey Lurie’s decision to only wait nine months and go with someone he’s 22 years older than and someone of a different racial makeup speaks volumes. He didn’t hire Gus Bradley. He swung for the fences and got the young rich Vietnamese sex-game innovator his penis needed.
Lets turn this new broad into a Super Bowl, Jeff.