NYDN – Jason Sudeikis credits his wild sex life with fiancée Olivia Wilde for having lost weight. “The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world,” he says in the August issue of ELLE. “And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.” Wilde previously told Us Weekly how they “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners,” which could certainly attribute to shedding a few pounds.
The amount of times this minx has talked about how much she enjoyssex pretty boy Sudeikis better damn well be an Olympic athlete by now. Bet a go around on her is equivalent like fighting 12 rounds of a heavyweight fight. Just an experience that takes you to the brink of your mental and physical limits. And that’s not even bringing into the equation how you would need to jerk off before the fight even begins or else it’s an automatic KO in the first. But hey, Olivia, screw funny boy over there he’s already lost the weight. Somebody over here needs some help shedding a solid 15 pounds from his face alone, a feat that could be attained with just a couple of scuba diving lessons held in your vagina. Always wanted to get certified so this seems like a win-win-win.