According to The Basketball Jones‘ crack Twitter research team aka Trey Kirby, we now know that this picture was taken at an all-white yacht party thrown by Harden and attended by names like J.R. Smith, John Wall, Kevin Durant, and Eric Maynor. Plus apparently a whole gaggle of bitches draped in white and trying to find an NBA baby daddy. Judging by the hashtags about the party (i.e. #Movie, #LastNightWasMadReal, etc) it appears everyone had a pretty dece time. Especially Harden, who took time from staring at his Gold medal to throw on a tiger-print Cowboy hat, dookie gold chain, and screw his face to look EXACTLY how skinny Rick Ross wold look. It’s uncanny. Wish I couldda been there.
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