Where the hell do we even begin? Andy Reid has gone mad with power. Michael Vick holds the ball like Tebow with tree sap on his hands. The team as a whole saw more flags than the Olympics. This shit was despicable from top to bottom. Being happy after a one-point win over a BROWNS team whose QB had a 5.1 rating is like bragging about getting laid but the girl was actually a sheep.
FIFTY-SIX pass plays? As if knowing the Browns we’re 2nd against the pass and 30th against the run wasn’t enough, going to an all-pass offense while Shady is averging 5.5 yards per carry is one of the ballsiest and dumbest decisions in Big Red history. And what happened to all that bullshit Vick was talking about protecting the ball and limiting turnovers? Four picks, bruh? FOUR? If I were Nick Foles I’d be laughing my ass off as I forwarded Fat Andy every tweet over the past 4 hours featuring the word ‘Foles’.
We’ll go into more detail about the game tomorrow, but for now, just be happy we didn’t actually lose to the Browns.
PS – At one point after the 3rd Vick INT I’m pretty sure I almost died: