Barstool Sports

Not sure I can’t put it any better than the homey from HecklerSpray did, but as someone who has used the Idiocracy example many times on this blog before I have to at least take a shot. This show may very well be the reason I hope “Apocalypse” wins this November’s election. We have hundreds if not thousands of channels, instant access to nearly every book ever written, and 24/7 availability to the entirety of human knowledge at our fingertips for FREE, and here we are in 2012 watching motherfucking MUSICAL CHAIRS on television. What the hell happened to us, America? We used to be a nation of thinkers, workers, and innovators. Now all we can do is complain that the ass on our favorite internet site isn’t bare enough and say dickish things to one another in an effort to “troll” them. Why even save this thing anymore? Bring on our robot overlords already, I say.

This isn’t even as good as Ow My Balls; at least Ow My Balls had comedic value and interesting cinematography. This is nothing more than a dumbed-down ripoff of other bad shows (Hole In The Wall, Wipeout, etc). Pretty sure at this point I’m only one Chick-Fil-A ‘America the Beautiful’ singalong or Occupy Movement socialist tambourine session away from blowing my fucking head off. Kidding not kidding.

Fuck this sit. I figured with the black President the meteor would be here by now.