Two things: 1 – ‘Get your dick out of your mouth’ is the quote of the day, and 2 – it’s not even noon yet. Obama could call Hilary Clinton ‘Secretary Wrinklenips’ later this afternoon and I’m still not sure he’d have enough juice to overtake Perez’s domination of this A’s fan. Who did this asshole think he was?
Yeah, Chris Perez loses some points by going with the ol’ I-make-a-lot-more-money-than-you line, but everything prior and after his salary boasting was gold. More saves than your entire team — BOOM. I’m still an All-Star — BOOM. Get your dick out of your mouth — KNOCKOUT. That A’s fan turned from aggressor to Stuttermilk Pancakes in one sentence. “Really? Really? Hey, did you hear that?” Yes, the security guy heard it. We all did. You’re a heckler and got embarrassed at the one thing you’re supposed to be good at. When Chris goes home after a bad day he can always just look up his bank account online and breathe a sigh of relief. You still gotta live on in your cubicle through YouTube infamy and embarrassment.
Sucks to be you, fan.
PS – “Chris Perez keepin it real profesianal”. Yeah. Not even close.