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Indians Closer Chris Perez Wins One For The Players, Tells A’s Fan ‘Get Your Dick Out Of Your Mouth’

Two things: 1 – ‘Get your dick out of your mouth’ is the quote of the day, and 2 – it’s not even noon yet. Obama could call Hilary Clinton ‘Secretary Wrinklenips’ later this afternoon and I’m still not sure he’d have enough juice to overtake Perez’s domination of this A’s fan. Who did this asshole think he was?

Yeah, Chris Perez loses some points by going with the ol’ I-make-a-lot-more-money-than-you line, but everything prior and after his salary boasting was gold. More saves than your entire team — BOOM. I’m still an All-Star — BOOM. Get your dick out of your mouth — KNOCKOUT. That A’s fan turned from aggressor to Stuttermilk Pancakes in one sentence. “Really? Really? Hey, did you hear that?” Yes, the security guy heard it. We all did. You’re a heckler and got embarrassed at the one thing you’re supposed to be good at. When Chris goes home after a bad day he can always just look up his bank account online and breathe a sigh of relief. You still gotta live on in your cubicle through YouTube infamy and embarrassment.

Sucks to be you, fan.

PS – “Chris Perez keepin it real profesianal”. Yeah. Not even close.

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By maurice posted August 20th, 2012 at 10:48 AM

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by edjr on August 20, 2012 at 10:51 am
A's fan calling out a player for being on the Indians? WTF did I just watch?
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by cantgetthestinkout on August 20, 2012 at 10:54 am
Classic. That Oakland A's fan went from tough guy to "hey he swore at me!" guy in 3 seconds flat. It's tough to have the upper hand when you're heckling a bunch of guys that you've paid money to watch warm up before a game. Pretty strange.
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by donny_d on August 20, 2012 at 10:58 am
It's pretty strange to try and bring that much heat against another team's closer when the team is 10+ games behind yours. Especially when the Indians aren't even in the same division as the A's. That wana be hard ass got what was coming to him.
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by stevefromlongisland on August 20, 2012 at 11:18 am
Why was that Phillies fan wearing an A's jersey? Philly fans shouldn't mess with Perez, they puke on him and he'll puke right back!
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by jarqen hghar on August 20, 2012 at 11:29 am
Eric the Midget is a cooler A's fan than that dude. What a complete douche!
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by juicy_j on August 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Stutter milk pancakes line was gold
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by becker710 on August 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Ge back to your seat and shut the hell up, you clown. He is getting paid to play baseball and more likely more than you.
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by paul_el on August 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Did i say a swear man? They're not even at the fence yet and hes throwing around fuck yous like hes tough. Its fans like these that deserve to get fucked up. Id pay this prick to talk shit to him at a bar with no camera rolling. Fucking pussy.
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by utleyshammer on August 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Hey remember when Chris Perez threw up on the mound. Good times
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by valbroski on August 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Uhh, if you do the whole I make more money than you line, everything else you say is moot. You're a fucking asshole. Thanks for sticking up for the common man, mo, you jerk.
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