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They make it near impossible to like them. Terrible play-calling. Terrible quarterbacking. Terrible giant pink Eagle logo in the center of the field. So much is awful with this team that it’s amazing that Michael Vick can play bad enough to draw so much hate on himself. THAT’S how bad hes been.

Official maurice Eagles stink list:
Michael Vick
Andy Reid
Everyone on the Offensive Line
Everyone on the Defensive Line
Everyone on Special Teams
Marty Mornhinweg
Bobby April
Juan Castillo
Colt Anderson

Official maurice Eagles Who Don’t Stink list:
Nate Allen
LeSean McCoy

I’m not even going to use the Lions bye week excuse like I had planned. Not even gonna talk about that bullshit offensive pass interference call on Brent Celek that would have won us the game. They deserved to lose because they play every week with zero discipline. It doesn’t matter how much drive Vick has or how badly he wants to win deep down — he’s not helping the team win.

These guys make my face hurt. Thank God for the bye.

Nick Foles.

By maurice posted October 14th, 2012 at 5:10 PM

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by Philthy on October 14, 2012 at 5:12 pm
dont forget brandon hughes
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by mikeydatrillest on October 14, 2012 at 5:23 pm
keep cryin lil nigga
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by mikeydatrillest on October 14, 2012 at 5:27 pm
dont down my shit you fuckboy
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by johnnydoherty on October 14, 2012 at 5:27 pm
...you plan excuses?
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by VoiceofReason on October 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Isn't this the NFl's version of The Dream Team? What about A Dynasty. These clowns are a fucking joke.These Eagles should take some notes from the Pariots, Giants and Ravens.
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by christosterone on October 14, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Michael Vick is not good at football
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by bigphilrivers on October 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm
It's probably because you didn't wear your sick good luck peacoat like last week
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by dwyanewadesherpes on October 14, 2012 at 7:51 pm
EDP's post-game analysis will. be. EPIC.
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by alexbrovechkin on October 14, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Is EDP's rant up yet? Can't wait for you Eagle fucks to watch RGIII drop his dick on you. You'll be able to see what Mike Vick speed mixed with Tom Brady/Peyton Manning/Drew Brees throwing ability and football IQ looks like.
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by peytonsucksballs on October 14, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Shut up you goddamn Uncle Tom
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by terminallancestoolie on October 14, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Can't wait for EDP's rant about this one. Fucking hilarious watching him bitch everytime the eagles lose
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by republicoftexas on October 14, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Eagles always make me feel better about being a cowboys fan.
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by tornopen on October 15, 2012 at 12:43 am
Vick is lowlife piece of shit. Get's his contract, cashed out his guaranteed portion... and he don't give a fuck. Man has no heart, no guts and just a showboating ghetto piece of shit.Fumbles ain't his folk. INTs are not his fault. Typical Obama voter type... entitlement attitude. Fucking asshole. And he killed doggies.When will Eagles ownership wise up and fire Andy? HAHAH... I took them under 10 wins for season! 4 more losses to go!
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by GiantDomination on October 15, 2012 at 6:51 am
Hey Mo why dont you break out your standings diagram from week 4 and show us how the Giants suck and are in last place and the Eagles are the team to beat in the East.
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