Posted the question on Twitter earlier and got some colorful responses. Obviously we need to hash out all of the fluids first before we can go anointing one “easiest to drink”, but glad to see that this is an issue we all take seriously. Still can’t believe this guy said he’d put diarrhea over puke. Certifiably insane statement.
Here are the fluids according to Wikipedia. Took out some of them to make it a bit easier:
After taking these fluids into account and assuming a half a glass of each, here are the official Top 15 Stranger Body Fluid Drinkability Power Rankings:
Dude have you ever tasted breast milk when you were old enough to realize it tastes like sour milk. Its awful, How Female Ejaculate is not #1 makes me completely question your manhood. I would rather have a chick cum in my mouth, than most regular drinks you can buy in a convenience store.
Where does period blood stand on this list? Also how is saliva not higher, you already consumed a shitload of other peoples saliva during your college years (ie sharing drinks, sexual encounters).
After the Chapelle video I immediately clicked on the "Hand Expression" video and expressed my dick with my hands. Got a half a glass of #15 here for ya.
@navarrak, can you imagine how long it'll take to drink a half cup of jizz? i'm not gonna sit down drinking some dude's load for 5 minutes. my list would rank them based on how easy/quickly i could "drink" it so that i could immediately puke that shit back up
So, I'm not gay, but I gotta say that I'd take jizz over poop. yeah, it's disgusting, but eating poop can kill you and if I've learned one thing from watching porn pros it's that no amount of jizz can kill someone, no matter how much is firehosed at someone's face
If vaginal secretion and female ejaculate are two different categories, than wouldn't that make vaginal secretion menstruation? I'd rather drink piss or bile than period
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