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Fat Pastor West with his thick exotic wife Kim. Please God tell me this is our future.
By the way, the Kanye Nickname Generator was released today so I’m gonna need you all to go ahead refer to me as PLATO MARTIN MARGIELA from this point on. All caps. Also ‘Barstool Philly’ will now be called ‘Christian Rolex’.
Feitelberg‘s is apparently “Picasso Ashley Olsen”…which I’m pretty sure is the dopest name possible. But that’s yet to be proven since I’ve only seen like a dozen or so. If accurate I’m sure Pres’ will come out to be “Nantucket Healthcare Withholder” or something similar.
By maurice posted July 11th, 2012 at 6:43 PM
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  by eringobragh on July 11, 2012 at 6:54 pm
  Swag Van Noten over here
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  by randomhero413 on July 11, 2012 at 6:57 pm
  Genius Hublot....Fairly Boss
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  by johnnybegood on July 11, 2012 at 6:59 pm
  Air Genesis.
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  by otwisted on July 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm
  "Leonardo The Third" is what I got and i'm pretty sure it's FTW.
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  by fratasticvoyage on July 11, 2012 at 7:01 pm
  Leonardo Mozart running shit!!! Satisfied.
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  by otwisted on July 11, 2012 at 7:13 pm
  Great, El Pres got "Yeezy The King Sr." thats all that narcissistic prick needs is the word king in his name.
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  by Scrum on July 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm
  HENNESSY MERCY-LAGO
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  by thebigleoski on July 11, 2012 at 7:21 pm
  PYREX LUTHER KING
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  by johnnymanchuk on July 11, 2012 at 7:33 pm
  Hennessy Hampton
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  by achart on July 11, 2012 at 7:35 pm
  Swag Van Noten is the name you get when you don't type anything eringobrah... but mine is King Warhol.
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  by notharrypotter on July 11, 2012 at 7:47 pm
  from this moment forth i am Genius Balmain. Ladies the line forms to the left
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  by fernsyla on July 11, 2012 at 7:56 pm
  ILLEST DA VINCI
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  by loose stool on July 11, 2012 at 8:15 pm
  BAHAHAHAHA FTW...Air Iver makin 5 beats a day for 3 summers over here
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  by tripp_mcneely on July 11, 2012 at 8:24 pm
  Aristotle Forte
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  by ovechtrick8 on July 11, 2012 at 8:41 pm
  Gucci Aristotle for the win
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  by ovechtrick8 on July 11, 2012 at 8:42 pm
  El Presidente = Kanye Sr. Now that's comedy.
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  by StanSitwell on July 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm
  Picasso the 2nd, i'll take it
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  by fiid on July 11, 2012 at 9:20 pm
  Martin Louis Aristotle. Kanye himself wishes that was his nickname.
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  by nyg37 on July 11, 2012 at 9:22 pm
  JESUS LUTHER KING, bitches
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  by killinois on July 11, 2012 at 9:29 pm
  Prince the King SR.
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  by pathfinder on July 11, 2012 at 9:39 pm
  Illest Forte
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  by stool_pigeon on July 11, 2012 at 9:43 pm
  Lord Augustine
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  by dudebro on July 11, 2012 at 9:47 pm
  Louboutin Socrates. Fucking owns.
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  by Tha_Dro_Man on July 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm
  SOCRATES THE DON, kiiiiiiiid...
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  by spghost on July 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm
  Malcome King Cole
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  by sbritton20 on July 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm
  KING SWERVE
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  by roughwind524 on July 11, 2012 at 10:55 pm
  Lanvin The King Sr.
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  by jslice91 on July 11, 2012 at 11:33 pm
  FORTE SAINT LAURENT
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  by RC Cola on July 12, 2012 at 2:32 am
  Kanye Dior. So swaggy
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  by corylidleflymehome on July 12, 2012 at 8:05 am
  Nobody's going to mention that Lard Kardashian appears to lose wait in the future. Also I'm Pat Magroin
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  by aslader on July 12, 2012 at 8:48 am
  fucking Plato Versace here
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  by ejp04060 on July 12, 2012 at 9:30 am
  Russell Mozart... get at me
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  by tornopen on July 12, 2012 at 9:49 am
  Fuck that. Kim K still looks fuckable at that weight...
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  by dibiase on July 12, 2012 at 9:54 am
  Hermes The King Sr. bow down ho
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  by k1dd0 on July 12, 2012 at 9:55 am
  SOCRATES GIVENCHY
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  by bchrone on July 12, 2012 at 11:22 am
  DONATELLO THE CREATOR
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  by sylvy823 on July 12, 2012 at 3:14 pm
  Oprah Mercy..... not sure if I'm happy or disappointed with that
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