You’ll be hard-pressed to find a better commercial pitchman than The Nature Boy. Naturally charismatic, sufficiently loud, and at this point his brain has taken so many shots that the only answers he needs now are “what product?” and “how loud do I ‘wooo’?”. For the life of me I can’t understand why they didn’t just do another take after Flair slur-mumbles through the name of the product, so I guess I’m left to assume that he did it like 500 times and this was the best one.
FUELINNNAABOTTLEENERGYSHOT. Cut. Print. Point Ric back in the direction of his trailer.