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Howard Eskin Reporting That Eagles Will Release Nnamdi Asomugha Today

Don’t get me wrong — I honestly think Nnamdi Asomugha is an awesome person. He seems like a nice, intelligent guy who does a lot of charity work and overall is a good dude. The world’s probably a better place with him in it. The problem is that he’s a shitty and overpaid football player is all. Team’s gotta do what a team’s gotta do, and what this team has gotta do is distance itself from the $25 million+ mistake it made a few seasons ago when they paid top dollar for a top NFL corner and got slow, well-spoken garbage back instead.

You might’ve thought the team and Nnamdi would be able to meet half way and keep the guy on for another season, but I suppose Nnamdi’s people think he can make more money on the free market. We’ll see. Not sure what team is in desperate need of a very expensive and physical corner who is also a recluse that gives up 2 touchdowns a game, but who knows? The Raiders are probably dumb enough to take him back.

CUE THE MUSIC!

This song is way gayer than I thought it was.

UPDATE:

Seems like every other reporter who has ever seen a football is saying Howard is full of it. And by ‘it’ I mean ‘shit’. This tweet sums it up best:

By maurice posted March 6th, 2013 at 10:54 AM

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by imtough on March 6, 2013 at 10:55 am
Patriots will sign Reed and Asomugha and return to their rightful place next season...
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by wilburham on March 6, 2013 at 11:00 am
DREAM TEAM
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by mikeydatrillest on March 6, 2013 at 11:00 am
@imtough pats gon sign my dick n put it in ya mouth n den we gon see how tough u really is b
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by mulman70 on March 6, 2013 at 11:09 am
nice work with the office space clip
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by dumpleflaps on March 6, 2013 at 11:10 am
@mikeydatrillest - words cannot describe the ignorance that radiates from your post. Nnamdi on the Pats makes total sense unlike your empty thoughts typed out as (words?)
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by otwisted on March 6, 2013 at 11:17 am
Moe, remember when the Eagles had Asante, Nnamdi & DRC and you penciled them in for the Superbowl? Yeah that was fun.
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by mjc381 on March 6, 2013 at 11:20 am
very expensive and physical corner.... HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED HIM PLAY?? He's the weakest guy in the NFL, honey badger-esque
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by cantgetthestinkout on March 6, 2013 at 11:31 am
Mo they tricked you again!
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by sticky fingers on March 6, 2013 at 11:33 am
whos the dipshit on twitter who was too lazy to spell out "today" with "2day"
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by EZBreezey2222 on March 6, 2013 at 11:34 am
wheres your Sixers blog?
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by wilburham on March 6, 2013 at 11:51 am
ha ezbreezy if the sixers won moe would be writing a blog about evan turner or how when bynumns back philly will be the next miami
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by burgerbumps on March 6, 2013 at 11:54 am
my guess is the jets will pick him up
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by happyhustle on March 6, 2013 at 12:10 pm
sorry i cant read a Mo blog without thinking of those alien fingers typing away. scarred forever.
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by funkdoctaspock on March 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Hey remember this?http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/welcome-to-the-dream-team-steve-smith/
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by tonyspankss on March 6, 2013 at 12:40 pm
remember he thought he was better then Revis.
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by queen lundqvist on March 6, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Nnamdi.
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by eagles22 on March 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Nnamdi is terrible. Plain and simple. If a team wants him go ahead and take him, but just be ready when he gives up the first big play of the year then starts pointing his finger at the safety. The guy is a mental midget.
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