JAPAN – Some people have hobbies. Other people are obsessive. But when the two cross paths, this is what you get. Japanese twitter user @Kya74 recently unearthed an incredibly detailed maze that her father created almost 30 years ago. When pressed for details, the father explained that he spent 7 years creating the map on A1 size paper, which is about 33 x 23 inches. Everyone seems to want to know more about the man behind this amazing maze. This morning she wrote, “Where does my father work? At a public university!! In the athletic university!!! As a janitor.”
There are just certain types of people you just don’t mess with in the world. Rednecks who challenge you to come and take their guns. Black people at fast food spots post 3 AM. Maniacs who shave BEFORE they shower. This man may be more dangerous than all of them, combined. Some serious Samurai type concentration shit going on here. Dude’s like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting as a janitor but instead of developing the world’s greatest mathematical theorems with his brilliant mind he create’s the ultimate 3rd grader’s wet dream with his Aspergers. The number of people he’s stabbed with #2 pencils just for interrupting his concentration during those 7 years has to be in the hundreds.
But seriously, 7 years? Fuck that. Took Da Vinci only 4 to paint the Mona Lisa, I could have something 100x more complicated done by the end of the day. On second thought, give me a couple crayons while waiting for my meal at Denny’s and I’ll dominate this fucker in 20 minutes. Undisputed, world heavyweight king of the mazes/crosswords/Sudoku until the testicles dropped and appreciation for the little things in life were lost forever. However I would still sacrifice you and your mother at Risk, Rummy 500 or Mario Kart 64. Never lost. Never will.