mlb – Where better to hold a wedding than Citizens Bank Park? Phillies fan Noel and Braves fan Dave decided to get married right in front of the gate before Saturday’s game against Atlanta. Their vows included heavy-duty trash talk, and despite the heat wave in Philadelphia, Noel looked beautiful in her dress. Congratulations to the happy couple!
Not even gonna be mad at dude for being a Braves fan. Or for being a Braves fan getting married at Citizens Bank Park. Or for being a Braves fan getting married at Citizens Bank Park with no other Braves fans around. But Jesus, man. Cargo shorts, a Braves t-shirt, and dirty Nike baseball sneakers? Is that what you think your lady deserves?
Tminus one month until she’s fucking another dude.