Homer and I have so much in common it’s crazy. This is the point where every black friend/family member I’ve ever had would say “because you’re both yellow,” but luckily since many of you probably aren’t even aware that black people make fun of lightskindedness I’ll just move on. The man thinks with his gut and acts upon those feelings. Voting isn’t about facts or the truth or what’s right, it’s about what your innards say about each of the candidates. The gut knows best.
“The government paid HIM taxes for five years!” Gold.
I’ve never been shy about my distaste for The Simpsons being overly preachy or political, but when they attack politics head-on they’re usually pretty funny. I feel you, Homer. I’m tired of Michelle Obama trying to convince me that electrolytes aren’t just as good as vitamins. Maybe it really is time for a new leader.