A NAKED man terrified shoppers as he walked through Dandenong CBD punching people in the face and smashing a shop window with his fist. It took six police officers and three protective service officers to restrain the man before he could be admitted to the psychiatric ward at Dandenong Hospital for treatment. Detective Senior Constable Bret Lavars said the man, in his early 40s, is believed to have alighted a train at Dandenong Station about 1pm on Friday, March 15. “Officers observed the offender assaulting a male on Foster St,” Sen-Constable Lavars said. He said the man repeatedly hit a police officer in the head as he helped another man escape to safety. “OC foam was applied, a burning capsicum spray, but it had no effect,” he said.
The craziest person here is definitely the cat who squared up to fight a fair one with the naked crazy man. What regular sane person accepts a fight from a dirty drugged-up maniac with no clothes? This is how people’s faces get eaten off. Gotta be absolutely fucking psychotic to even think of fighting this naked guy. Doesn’t this dude read Barstool?
Second biggest takeaway is the gaping vagina that is the Australian police. In America this Jesus-strength hobo would have been tackled and mace’d at point blank range. Probably would have caught a few dozen punches about the neck and face as well just for causing a scene. It’s almost weird at this point to observe a society whose cops will simply walk down the street with a crazy naked bum and try to calmly restrain him. Sure there’s a bit of pepper spray, but where’s the taser? Where’s the “GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!!”? Where’s that thuggish abuse of power we’re so used to seeing in the states? Suppose we should respect the Aussies for being more on the protect & serve side, but to be honest this makes them look weaker than the Ukraine.
This situation had tackle-arrest written all over it from the jump, cops.