Seriously, what kind of asshole doesn’t throw up IN something? What kind of subhuman garbage had to come together to create a man so dickish that he doesn’t even attempt to vomit in an acceptable area? Just all over the floor like that so it can splatter on yourself and others? Dick.
Homeboy should’ve started making moves to the little boys’ room at least 15 minutes ago when things started perculating. His friend might even be a worse person for not taking even the tiniest bit of control. Is this how things are done in San Diego? Puking right at your feet like that? Learn some alcoholic manners, SoCal.