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Hannah Montana Coon Repellent?
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I was literally flabbergasted when I assumed this was made in the South and the spray wasn’t invented to keep black people away from Miley Cirus. Nope. Just your average anti-rabies spray named after a Nickelodeon star applied to shirtless Santa’s before their daily dose of moonshine and NASCAR circle jerk reenactments.
Mama still had the best way of keeping the coons in check:
By smitty posted July 5th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
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  by nepats1001 on July 5, 2012 at 10:47 am
  bahahaha. thats good stuff
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  by frunkis on July 5, 2012 at 10:48 am
  hannah montana not alex mack
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  by edjr on July 5, 2012 at 10:59 am
  The south needs to go away
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  by Evil One on July 5, 2012 at 11:05 am
  I've found that pepper spray works better as a coon repellent
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  by elportnose on July 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
  The small ass pictured on the bottle works better than the spray to keep the coons at bay.
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