Would have done the same exact thing these Brooklyn cats did: nothing. Not a goddamned thing. I don’t have a dog in that race. If these crazy foreigners wanna get sued by some subway billboard lawyer for stripping a thief naked and biting him and bringing him BACK into the store after he tried to leave then I’ll stand there and get the footage and be entertained. If this guy is so dumb enough to get caught stealing a Snickers bar and terrorized by convenience store Al Qaeda then he probably deserved everything that’s happening. It’s a two-way street of idiocy and I’d be watching from the block over.
You just know they chopped his hand off in the bathroom.