And the answer is Courtney Stodden. I have no idea what it is about this chick that I like — none of it makes sense. She’s sloppy, greasy, wears too much make-up, and is married to some old loser. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s still 18. In my head there is still something worth saving. Plus we can all confidently assume that her current husband isn’t wearing that ass out. Even when she looks like a stripping teen mom I’m still into it. Do I have a thing for damaged goods?