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And the answer is Salma Hayek. I know I use her a lot but something about this old broad really does it for me. Easily my number 1 MILF at the moment. I don’t care if it’s all held together by spanx and mirrors, I’d attack that body with vicious intent. Wish she were younger and dumber so I could hold out hope of seeing a cell phone shot or two.
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By maurice posted September 26th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
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  by HMF on September 26, 2012 at 12:31 pm
  
  In the first picture she looks like a skinny less buff Chyna.
  
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  by disgratz on September 26, 2012 at 12:41 pm
  
  How gay does Travolta look in those pics....wow
  
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  by YESisfubar on September 26, 2012 at 12:47 pm
  
  travolta is a 50 year old faggot
  
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  by corylidleflymehome on September 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm
  
  Travolta wants to fuck someone in that photo op, and it's not Salma
  
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  by spikedup on September 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm
  
  Man hands!
  
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  by natireds on September 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm
  
  those hands made me think Betty White actually had a nice ass
  
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  by frankbooth on September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm
  
  she got stocky and grew man hands. Just like Travolta likes it.....
  
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  by exitwounds on September 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ3j0XjTjs8&feature=player_embedded&fb_source=message
  
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  by nyfan1 on September 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm
  
  ehh. thats ok. she is getting old. in her prime should would have been good for the morning would. http://cubetitans.com/morning-would/
  
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  by valbroski on September 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm
  
  She's taking hand advice from madonna
  
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  by valbroski on September 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm
  
  She's taking hand advice from madonna
  
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  by Chuck Norrises Dick on September 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm
  
  I would let her wrap them.manly hands around.my dick and man handle me untill i exsploded.a manly load all.over her manly face...
  
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  by 5MinuteMajor on September 27, 2012 at 11:48 am
  
  She's a hot MILF but #1 right now is definetly Sofia Vergara...gggrrrrrrrrr.
  
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