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And the answer is Salma Hayek. I know I’ve been using her a lot but here’s the thing: her body. I don’t care if she was 500 years old she’d still make it on T&A alone. Here she’s filming the sequel to Grown Ups 2, which I hope is a joke and not an actual movie people will pay to see. Anyway, nyc and Boston called the best asses before I could, but this is a damned good consolation prize.
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  by tripp_mcneely on June 12, 2012 at 12:20 pm
  I would love to eat taco meat out of her asshole
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  by 4guys1barstool on June 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm
  I would eat the regurgitated taco meat from your mouth if it came from her asshole
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  by patsfan26 on June 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm
  A+ GTA. Mo you are an inconsistent asshole
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  by pmrkingston on June 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm
  i wish to orally clean her colon
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  by ODoyle Rules on June 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm
  oh fuck yes
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  by StanSitwell on June 12, 2012 at 1:02 pm
  wow she's just giving father time a big old 'fuck you'
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  by edjr on June 12, 2012 at 1:22 pm
  SI SI SI SI SI SI!
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  by budderall on June 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm
  Grown Ups was honestly the worst movie I've ever seen. But for the sole reason of these recent ass/tits shots of Hayek, I can't hate on the fact they're making another one.
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  by darklighter on June 12, 2012 at 2:09 pm
  I would titty fuck her until the cows come home. And by cows I mean my wife and her sister.
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  by hegs54 on June 12, 2012 at 8:03 pm
  1st two comments are solid gold
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  by digitalmonster on June 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm
  Yes, please
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  by stinkycheeks on June 12, 2012 at 10:33 pm
  4Guys1barstool, amazing comment. Best I've seen in Weeks. Thank you.
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  by 5MinuteMajor on June 13, 2012 at 11:27 am
  Salma Hayek, the original Sofía Vergara.
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