And the answer is Salma Hayek. I know I’ve been using her a lot but here’s the thing: her body. I don’t care if she was 500 years old she’d still make it on T&A alone. Here she’s filming the sequel to Grown Ups 2, which I hope is a joke and not an actual movie people will pay to see. Anyway, nyc and Boston called the best asses before I could, but this is a damned good consolation prize.