And the answer is Salma Hayek. First round MILF draft pick no question. Probably top 10. Mel Kiper’s hair is going nuts screaming about Heidi Klum this and Sofia Vergara that, but any smart GM no doubt has Salma ranked higher on their boards. Look at this chick’s body. I don’t care if it’s being held by spanx, tape, and Zimbabwe sex magic — it’s working. Happy Friday.