Anyone who followed me on Twitter yesterday knows about Gucci Mane’s tremendous victory over Twitter and the English language last night. The East Atlanta lean-guzzling ice cream face tattooed rapper aired out all types of dirty laundry, including industry people he doesn’t trust, rappers that can suck his dick, and famous chicks he’s banged in the past…most notably Nicki Minaj. I think. As you can see, none of it is in anything close to English.
So much so that #TweetLikeGucci was trending for a while yesterday.
#TweetLikeGucci man Birds. gon fuk dem skinz 4 rel. ax chip kell. djcc 2 cold brrrrr get hed frum 8 hos fuk waka n rg3 dum braids
— maurice (@tallmaurice) September 9, 2013
Top 3 things we learned:
3 – Drake is a bitch.
2 – Nicki Minaj’s ass is fake, is hard as a Chevy, and Gucci Mane once had her up in a $60/night motel.
1 – #imhornyerrbodyweartennisskirts.
Nikki minaj. Keysha dior taraji p henson n monica. That’s a street nigga fantasy I got 10k apiece. Im horny errbody wear tennisskirts
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) September 9, 2013
No idea what that means but it’s 100% the motto from now on.
PS – Chill with the kids, Big Cat.