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I love how old people are amazed by everything. It’s so cute. I showed my Nana — yeah, bitch I said my NANA — Angry Birds on my HP Touchpad 3 weeks ago and nearly blew her brain into a million pieces. Shit wasn’t even an iPad. We were in free app on a knockoff $200 tablet territory and it still rocked her world. Old people are priceless.

Pretty sure that dies with her generation, though. No way all of us react like this woman in 2065 when somebody shows us some new shit. Do you have any idea what I saw just YESTERDAY, Grams? A frog with a live parasite in its eye, two rapists threatening to hang themselves by bed sheets off a rehab rooftop, a children’s doll that calls you ‘crazy bitch’, a girl who rubs lipstick in her asshole and sells the prints on eBay, the greatest radio-controlled flying machine man has ever made, and a girl giving a double thumbs-up in a mugshot after kneeing a cop in the balls. And that was only YESTERDAY. No WAY I’m impressed by popping/sizzling candy when I’m in my golden years. The internet has left me unable to be impressed.

My grandchildren better come correct with some hoverboards or a blowjob machine or they’ll never get my attention.

PS – Quick! Get grandma a Pepsi!
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By maurice posted November 23rd, 2011 at 11:04 AM
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  by RC Cola on November 23, 2011 at 11:23 am
  
  Although my grandmother was a bitter racist and didn't trust anybody, it is stuff like this that makes me miss her.
  
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  by otwisted on November 23, 2011 at 11:27 am
  
  Same kind of reaction i got from my grandma when i did a line of coke with her. She started crushing the Charleston 1920s style.
  
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  by chillnlax on November 23, 2011 at 12:36 pm
  
  ^That will even get her 80 yr. old boyfriend hard.
  
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  by ceasarsalazar on November 23, 2011 at 4:59 pm
  
  Now slide those teeth out and I'll teach you the Alabama Blow Pop (a.ka. the Miami Fizzler, the Houston Sparkler, the Alaskan Diamond Cleaner, ect...)
  
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  by bobross on November 24, 2011 at 12:56 am
  
  ah of course the old pop rocks and pepsi myth.
  
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