I can see it now: a couple nights with the cooling glove, a few PEDs, maybe a quick testosterone boost or blood transfusion and BAM, I’m a backup QB the NFL.
It’s always been my dream since about 4 years ago to be a pro quarterback. I’ve got the size, I’ve definitely already got the arm strength, your boy just needs that little extra boost to take me from blogging in my underwear to living my own personal Kurt Warner fantasy. Not a chance after 3-4 months of training and regular use of this cooling glove that I’m not at least on Kevin Kolb’s level. I bet Andrew Luck was ass until Stanford shoved one of these jawns on his paw. Couldn’t be more ready. Hook me up, Science.