Gspirits – The idea of founding our own spirit label was born in our time as barkeepers in a cocktail bar. Even in those days we only worked with the best spirits to achieve an optimal taste adventure. With age our experience and aspiration increased. However, we noticed quickly that it’s not just the taste which makes you enjoy a drink fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight. Because of our great interest in the best spirits, we came across a Vodka, filtered above diamonds. A nice idea to convey the feeling. However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor. This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.
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apparently from what you can tell through the bad google translation is that this company pours alcohol on boobs and then re-bottles it and sells it for double the price…in a word, genius.
-Aaron
Seriously, has anyone looked more like they invented titty alcohol more than these two guys?
If your initial reaction is one of a hater, that is, you think this is a stupid idea and/or hope to see these guys fail — you’re only lying to yourself. This is objectively awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is saying so out of jealousy. Yes, we ALL wish we’d thought of it. But none of us did. Maybe you’ve done a breast luge at a party one time and are now thinking to yourself “Aww I invented that in my dorm room in ’07!” Drop it. Zuck said it best: if you were the inventor of titty alcohol — you would have invented titty alcohol.
Let’s put a pause on our jealousy and envy and cheer on these two brilliant young entrepreneurs. They could have gone with diamonds…and gone out of business within a year. But they went with boobs. And while both boobs and diamonds are forever, only boobs have nipples.
These two will be billionaires.
What do you think?
Vote 1 for Gross Foreign Boob Germs and 10 for I’ll Have A Nipple Vodka Tonic Please
(272 votes, average: 9.18 out of 10)
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