They’re here everybody! I know you guys — much like myself — have been living in misery for our entire lives. Just tortured daily by having dry cool testicles. Well at last the solution is here: Sauna Pants. Sure they’re marketed as a weight loss tool, but we all know we can’t wait to get these bad boys on and heat our balls up to an incredibly comfortable 95-160 degrees. Just that perfect sperm-mutilating temperature. Get that nice murky grundle sweat goin that we all love so much. Such a brilliant concept all around. My birthday is actually tomorrow: fingers crossed!