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Finally! Sauna Pants!
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They’re here everybody! I know you guys — much like myself — have been living in misery for our entire lives. Just tortured daily by having dry cool testicles. Well at last the solution is here: Sauna Pants. Sure they’re marketed as a weight loss tool, but we all know we can’t wait to get these bad boys on and heat our balls up to an incredibly comfortable 95-160 degrees. Just that perfect sperm-mutilating temperature. Get that nice murky grundle sweat goin that we all love so much. Such a brilliant concept all around. My birthday is actually tomorrow: fingers crossed!
h/t IHeartChaos
By maurice posted April 29th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
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  by corylidleflymehome on April 29, 2011 at 1:48 pm
  Isn't that just one of those bags they use to keep your pizza warm?
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  by x495 on April 29, 2011 at 5:56 pm
  I read Scotts blog over at BSNY, and it got me wondering this genious piece of tech could cure all Small Penis Syndrome cause I dont about you guys but when it is hot like a motherfuker my dick just seems to be bigger than in cool or colder weather. So any guy facing SPS just get one if these puppies and strap to your dick 2 hours a day and watch your chode become a horse dick in no time eventually results will be permante. BAMMM. Million dollar idea. P.S. No maurice a horse dick cannot get any bigger so don't bother trying. Gosh.
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  by YourAtowel on April 30, 2011 at 12:09 pm
  A+ moe
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