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Are young girls the dumbest human beings on the planet? Not saying all women in general because there are plenty of brilliant adult females roaming the streets and taking our jobs, but young girls just seem to follow the group and do what is expected of them so much better than anyone else. Absolutely terrified of being removed from the group or having to think on their own. They’re scary in that way on some Orwellian 1984 Junior Spies shit. If you catch a 12 year-old girl doing something embarrassing and she has a knife in her hand, she’ll probably bury you by the gully at 4AM before letting you tell her friends. It’s sick.

And even if it was Bieber, what do these little sluts think is going to happen by screaming their asses off at him? Is he just going to point down at one of them like, “YOU. You’re the loudest. Come up here and let’s get married at Disneyworld before I bang you with my golden cock and we live happily ever after.”

Shit doesn’t make any sense. Little girls creep me out.