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Alright. This just about confirmed just how fucking old Elton Brand is. You’re a professional athlete. C’mon Elton. Can’t you just retire? You whiff on a shot and then, for good measure, smack a ball into Mike Dunleavy Jr.’s face. I’d like to think that somehow you’d be able to translate some of your basketball “talent” into other sports…
– Steve

First off make no mistake: EB is a talented basketball player. Former All-Star who gives it his all through injuries and age without being a bombastic dick like Kevin Garnett. But yeah, dude sucks at soccer. Straight up Tin Man-ing it out there with his giant immovable robot legs. But…it’s soccer. Soccer’s been dead to me ever since Team USA dissed the soldiers.

Now where are the Nash highlights to clear my palate?