This man is 100% hick, and I love it. All he cares about is putting a dip in, wrestling some bears with maybe some Jesus thrown in here and there. Definitely the makings of a tough football player who better go balls out or his father will disown him because everything I learned about the Texan/Oklahoman culture and family values has become directly from Varisty Blues and Friday Night Lights. Funny dude, too. And you're damn right I'm shocked he used the correct form of 'you're' in his Tweet.
Only thing is the wife's braces on the wedding day. Can't get a read whether it's a good or bad thing from a football standpoint.
Tough call, but it's a good thing in the end. You don't fuck with a guy who enjoys the sight of his own blood while getting a blowjob. I need my lineman to have a little crazy in them.
PS – Also poached this gem from their wedding website:
Un-tucked Polo awkward garter snag FTW and then some.