The thing about this comeback? Duh-wight could have genuinely fucked this guy’s mom last night. Think about it:
-Dwight really really hates Orlando
-Orlando really really hates Dwight
-Dwight played there for eight years and probably knows most of the better-seated season ticket holders and who would heckle him most
-The Lakers had a day to spend in Orlando
Seems to me like if Dwight wanted to he could have made a point to bang a mom or two. A couple DMs on Twitter and Jerry In Row Three’s mom is walking funny the next day.
Don’t doubt it — it could happen, folks. Hell I bet Dwight Howard could plow through at least 70% of your moms right now.