“I don’t mean to laugh…I don’t think we’ve ever had this happen before.”
Yeah, you better go check on David now because if you wait till the end of the inning you’ll find his lifeless body hanging 2 feet off the ground in the showers.
And “She looks excited”? What kind of journalistic observation is that? Jessica looks like she’s about as excited about that public, embarrassing proposal as she would be if Barbara Walters queefed in her Corn Flakes. Announcer should be prepared because if David survives his forthcoming suicide attempt he’ll inevitably declare Jihad on everyone involved with this Minor League disaster.