

She stormed off quicky after she yelled “you don’t even know what’s going on!”.. in the 1st qtr. He finished ice cream. [via]
This picture sums up the differences between men and women perfectly. The guy is just trying to live life and here comes his old lady with a bunch of yelling and bullshit he didn’t need. Yeah, he’s eating ice cream with gloved hands and a credit card. AND? It’s not like he can’t wipe it off. It’s not like it’s someone else’s card. It’s not like his credit card has AIDS on it. What’s the big deal, chick?
Okay so maybe she’s right and he’s a superdrunk lazy douchebag who should get up and find a spoon like a civilized human person, but who is she to be yelling at him at the Vikings game? That was a pivotal divisional matchup. Those seats probably set him back a few hundred bucks; let the dude Discover® new ways to put Neapolitan into his system and chill the fuck out.
Can’t take bitches nowhere.

















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