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Drunk NYC Man Electrocutes Himself After Falling Onto Subway’s Third Rail [NSFW]

Took me a while to decide whether this was too gruesome to post or not, but I guess if I’m twisted enough to have that thought I shouldn’t deny those of you sick enough to be entertained by this like I was. Absolutely horrible stuff. Nobody wants to be the fireworks on July 4th. I guess that “don’t touch the third rail” shit is no joke.

“Why isn’t anybody doing anything?” is a question I ask myself almost daily, chick. Whether it’s America’s ineffective and poisonous political system, the generationally-perpetuated violence and ignorance of a purposefully uneducated lower class, or just some drunk suicidal bro frying himself on the subway’s electric third rail, that question gets asked almost daily. Also I’m pretty sure if anybody touched him they would have been left extra crispy as well.

“Can you move a little bit to your right?”
“Bitch, I’m dead.”

PS – If I’m ever in a life or death situation, PLEASE GOD don’t surround me with screaming teenage Latinas with camera phones.

By maurice posted July 5th, 2012 at 10:15 AM

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by daddyrichard on July 5, 2012 at 10:24 am
"why isnt anybody doing anything" bitch your on your phone taping this shit why arent you doing anything. I hate that shit.
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by suckitninetyninepercent on July 5, 2012 at 10:27 am
Subway is so fucking hot it's starting to make the homeless people melt.
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by Pez51 on July 5, 2012 at 10:28 am
dude, unless you have a 2x4 or the off switch to he electricity, there is nothing you can do. you touch him you're literally toast.
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by chillnlax on July 5, 2012 at 10:28 am
How would you like that, rare or well done?
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by Tha_Dro_Man on July 5, 2012 at 10:31 am
"damn, Ivory...after all these years of blazin', who'd've thought the last thing smokin' would be YO ass?" can't believe everyone is shouting instructions to this guy. he was dead within seconds, he's still moving because he has hundreds of thousands of volts of electricity surging through his shit. read a fuckin' book. just kidding, i hate reading.
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by bobcabbit on July 5, 2012 at 10:32 am
damn if that didn't just make my hangover ten times worse - Pez is right though grab his foot or anything your just as done
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by organix85 on July 5, 2012 at 10:35 am
oh fuck me... why'd I watch this?
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by thyer on July 5, 2012 at 10:36 am
"Yo why ain't anyjuan doooin annyything?" Really? "Hey I've got your shirt" cause that might make him move. Hilarious.
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by frunkis on July 5, 2012 at 10:38 am
looks cooler in the movies.
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by hkylw21 on July 5, 2012 at 11:07 am
Pretty tasteless to post this video. Not that tastefulness is a consideration at Barstool but usually it is all in good fun, this is a guy dying in a pretty horrible fashion. Even Barstool needs some standards and now that you have crossed into snuff films I'm not sure where that line is anymore. I am pretty sure if one of your friends/relatives died you wouldn't want the video on a site to act as wisecrack fodder for any idiot with an internet connection.
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by tornopen on July 5, 2012 at 1:11 pm
have some fucking decency. Putting this guy's death is a new low. Go back to writing about raping teenage girls asshole.
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by keed88 on July 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm
gotta love how hes layin there cooked and some girl yells at him that shes got his shirt so lets go
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by traumanyc on July 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Haha! "I have your shirt!" Dumb bitch
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by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on July 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm
" If I%u2019m ever in a life or death situation, PLEASE GOD don%u2019t surround me with screaming teenage Latinas with camera phones"Might be the funniest thing you've ever written.
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by topher_ on July 5, 2012 at 5:45 pm
People are becoming disgustingly desensitized b/c of the internet.
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by phan22 on July 5, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Hey, Honey... Why didnt you do anything? Perfect Curb clip opportunity wasted Mo... 'Somebody get a sponge!' Larry- 'why dont you get the fucking sponge'
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