Wired – The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. “I can’t confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,” Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. “I’d refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.” We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isn’t a flat denial.
What do you think this is…Mexico? Of COURSE the President of the United States uses lizard people for protection. What else is he supposed to use, humans? C’mon. Use your one brain that lizard people may or may not be restricted to. This could very well be the most important man on the planet; guarding his life with anything less than the lizard-est of secret service members would be like sending him out there in front of a firing squad. America’s got defense aliens and swole’d up lizard people on standby ready to take a bullet for Barry Hussein the second shit jumps off. This is just how things are done in Washington. Members of Congress get human protection, the President gets shape-shifting Voldemort lizard people.