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Dog Haters Putting Nails In Sausages And Leaving Them On The Street Is About The Most Fucked-Up Thing Imaginable

Arbroath – People are being urged to be vigilant after dozens of cooked cocktail sausages spiked with nails were found in an area popular with dog walkers. Some 40 sausages were found in Llwynu Lane, Abergavenny, Monmouthshire, on 4 January. Each had eight or nine nails embedded in them. It is understood dogs were being targeted and warnings have been sent to owners in the area from vets and neighbourhood watch teams. Gwent Police urged people to be alert.

Well, not imaginable. Not in a world with terminally-ill cancer kids and plus-size strippers. But pretty damn fucked up.

My initial reaction is — why? I’m not even a dog person and I still find even the idea of this repulsing. Dogs are the most loyal, kind-hearted creatures out there. This person is upset about owners not cleaning up? I mean really, how many piles of dog shit does someone have to step in to get to the point of sausage sabotage?

The person responsible better pray they’re never caught. People love dogs more than they love people, and the second this guy is captured he’ll have so many nails shoved in his asshole he’ll be shitting spiked sausages for months.

By maurice posted January 18th, 2013 at 10:22 AM

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by thecoquettishhaberdasher on January 18, 2013 at 10:25 am
Has anyone seen Michael Vick around lately?
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by animalman on January 18, 2013 at 10:29 am
I thought England didn't have that many black people.
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by 781kid on January 18, 2013 at 10:29 am
Jews
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on January 18, 2013 at 10:32 am
They should put nails in fried chicken and waffles.
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by paulorndorf on January 18, 2013 at 10:34 am
You should sell a shirt with a picture of a nail on it and have something witty written above it.
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by Evil One on January 18, 2013 at 10:35 am
I hope Neil actually likes sausages
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by emacker on January 18, 2013 at 10:39 am
If only the 2 girls 1 cup guy wasn't going to jail. He could make another masterpiece with this as inspiration.
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by nutella on January 18, 2013 at 10:39 am
England's total population is 5% Muslim now. Muslims hate dogs.
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by StanSitwell on January 18, 2013 at 10:44 am
he should set up dog crap bag supply stations, but pop massive holes in all the bags so the evil dog owners get their dogs shit all over their fingers and then have to call people on their iPhones with shitty hands and make their phones smell like shit
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by hardwhite on January 18, 2013 at 10:48 am
If I found someone was responsible for doing that to my dog, I'd perform many unnecessary surgeries on them without anesthesia.
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by ih8nyy on January 18, 2013 at 10:51 am
I hope this asshole gets eaten by a pack of pitbulls.
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by worriedindc on January 18, 2013 at 11:06 am
Cats rule dogs drool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mge_1xiChw
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by jacobysucks on January 18, 2013 at 11:06 am
this guys punishment should be having to live with a cat the rest of his life
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by mjc381 on January 18, 2013 at 11:16 am
I used to do this to seagulls all the time when I was lifeguard on the beach, pretty standard stuff
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by mattsh20 on January 18, 2013 at 11:24 am
Its an urban legend.
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by bostonworm on January 18, 2013 at 11:28 am
If I caught someone doing this I'd fucking beat the hell out of them and then have my dobie shit on their face.
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by i8a4re on January 18, 2013 at 11:30 am
You'll be a dog hater too when your 2 year old daughter is mauled by a pit bull....
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by EZBreezey2222 on January 18, 2013 at 11:52 am
some asshole was doing that in Charlestown a couple months ago but instead of nails he was straight up putting poison in the food.
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by grandchampion on January 18, 2013 at 3:28 pm
I love dogs, but I hate most owners. If you damn dog craps on my yard every fucking day, I might also put a nail or two in a sausage...
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by calistoolie3 on January 18, 2013 at 4:11 pm
100% this guy did it because of shit left on his lawn. Not the dogs fault, cunty owners fault.
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by tensor22 on January 18, 2013 at 4:34 pm
people like this deserve to be tortured
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