DM – A mother of three was found naked and eating ice cream inside a Houston pharmacy after leaving her children unattended in a car following an accident. According to police, Stephanie Dillard, aged 34, had her three kids ages five, 12 and 16 in the car when she collided with a city bus near South Post Oak Road and Orem Drive last Friday. All of the children were shaken up and sustained minor injuries. The five-year-old suffered a large gash over one eye, officials said. Instead of taking her children to the hospital, detectives said Dillard got out of the car and walked away, leaving her kids alone at the scene of the accident. In a bizarre twist, the 34-year-old then went to a nearby CVS store and began stripping off her clothes as she snacked on a cold treat, according to investigators. When officers arrived at the scene, they said Dillard refused to go quietly and put up a fight.
I ain’t even mad at her — we all deal with stress differently. Old girl just got off of probation so the last thing she needs in her life is an accident involving her three kids and a city bus filled with strangers. A more logical person might have ensured the safety of their children, checked to see the damage, and talked about next moves with the bus driver. Maybe Stephanie Dillard just isn’t that logical. She feared for her life then immediately made moves to be in her happy place: buck naked ice cream gorge. Can you blame her? Probably would have gotten locked up anyway. Might as well be in jail with Ben & Jerry’s on your tongue.