APRIL 26–A Walmart employee is facing a prostitution charge for allegedly “soliciting sexual encounters” inside the upstate New York store where he works, police report. Foster Bills, 22, was arrested after Walmart managers contacted state troopers to report that they had received “an anonymous complaint of a male subject performing sexual acts in a secluded location” in the Queensbury store. The “secluded location” was apparently a Walmart bathroom, and johns were solicited through Craigslist “casual encounters” ads. In response to the Walmart complaint, cops launched an undercover investigation that resulted in Bills’s arrest Wednesday “after he accepted cash for sex from an undercover State Police Investigator,” according to a press release. Seen above in a Facebook photo, Bills was charged with a misdemeanor prostitution count and ordered to appear April 29 in town court. Investigators have also reportedly tied Bills to a Craigslist ad that sought to arrange sexual liaisons at a public library. “Young guy looking for a little spending money,” noted the “m4m” ad that indicates it was placed by a 22-year-old.
You know what the best part about Walmart is? It's the fact that an employee working as a gay prostitute in the store bathroom isn't even close to the weirdest thing that's happened in Walmart. Out of ten, I'd say an employee sucking dick for cash is probably like a seven on the weird scale. I guarantee you that there has been way more fucked up shit in those stores. Bisexual orgies, monkey knife fights, redneck births, midget murders. Finding men on Craigslist to blow in a toilet is strange, but it ain't the strangest. Not by Walmart standards.
I mean I'd say that these back boobs are more fucked up then a sex worker employee. Anyone can suck dick. These things are the rarest of the rare: