DM – A Mormon church leader in Utah allegedly bit a 20-year-old man’s penis so badly it required surgery when the man tried to stop him from attacking his little sister and his mother. Efrey Antonio Guzman, 46, is accused of using his status as a family friend to stalk a 13-year-old girl in a Salt Lake City suburb. In May he allegedly went to the girl’s home and grabbed her tightly, kissed her and fondled her buttocks, police say. He left when the girl’s older brother walked into the room. Guzman leads a Spanish-speaking ward of the Mormon church in the nearby town of Midvale and the family never called police or pressed charges after the may incident, The Salt Lake Tribune reports. Police say he returned to the home last week. When the girl’s mother met him at the door and refused to let him in, he began punching her and force his way through the door. Once inside, he tore the woman’s shirt and grabbed her exposed breast. When the woman called for help, her son came to her aide. When he tried pulling Guzman off his mother, Guzman wheeled around the attacked the young man. The Tribune reports that he grabbed the man’s penis out of his boxer shorts and chomped down on it.
Salt Lake City — really Utah as a whole — is just the weirdest place in America that nobody pays attention to. It’s no Florida, but it’s definitely ballpark. It’s like America noticed the Mormons – no matter how crazy their beliefs — were too numerous and white to just kill off like the Indians so they gave them this huge reservation, called it Utah, and let them pray to America Jesus and do whatever the hell it is they do. Three wives? Sure. God lives on a planet and punishes people by turning them black? Whatever you say. It’s okay to grope a 13 year-old’s butt then almost bite her brother’s dick off? Whoa, slow down there Morm-y. This is still America. Dick-biting and pedo-creeping is Law-Breaking 101.
You have to wonder how Efrey Guzman got dude’s dick out of his boxers so quickly, though. If some crazed Mexi-Mormon just molested my sister and grabbed my mother’s titty I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t give him the time necessary to manhandle my manhood. At least not enough to get his mouth anywhere near Heavy D and the Boyz. Kid’s gotta learn how to protect himself.
PS – “Wheeled” around then attacked the young man? Is this guy handicapped, too?