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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Kid Who Was Hospitalized After Taking Funneling Too Much Booze Into His B-Hole?

Arbroath – A University of Tennessee student was treated and released over the weekend for alcohol poisoning, after police said his fraternity was using alcohol enemas. The UT Knoxville chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha has been suspended. The fraternity, also known as PIKE, is based in Memphis. Alexander Broughton, 20, was dropped off at UT Medical Center at around 1:30 a.m. on Saturday, Knoxville Police said. Hospital staff told Knoxville Police investigators that Broughton was in critical condition and unresponsive when he arrived, with a blood alcohol content level greater than 0.4, which is considered toxic and potentially deadly. Broughton has since been discharged from the hospital. KPD investigators went to campus on Saturday morning and found several other people, including three men, passed out at the PIKE house. After conducting several interviews, investigators determined the fraternity members had used rubber tubing to give each other alcohol enemas. Police said the practice heightens and speeds up the process of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses the liver’s filters.

This is the beauty of today’s free society. No labels, no judgement, and nobody calling another dude gay just because he wants to rubber tube some 151 into his asshole with a few of his bros. What if some people just like to get drunk a little faster and with less damage to their liver? Maybe YOU’RE gay for allowing yourself to succumb to liver failure. Ever think of that? It’s not about the butthole pleasures. It’s about the booze. And Alexander Broughton literally got his ass DRUNK. This is a Tennessee state butt chug bronze medalist right here. Show some respect.

By maurice posted September 26th, 2012 at 10:35 AM

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by The Velvet Hammer on September 26, 2012 at 10:41 am
John Daly called, he wants his haircut back.
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by ditch digger on September 26, 2012 at 10:48 am
This Kentucky oil change champ looks like the offspring of elpres
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by herbie versmells on September 26, 2012 at 10:50 am
see, what's with all this pussification of america talk? we've got kids go-go gadget butt bong-ing liquor and we're worried about being a country full of pussies? this gives me hope. also, figure it the fuck out mo, this was all over the place yesterday
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by neil_ on September 26, 2012 at 11:03 am
Delicious
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by tomcaronsgoatee on September 26, 2012 at 11:14 am
is it bad that i stopped for a second at the "bypasses the liver's filters" and had a moment of consideration for anal consumption?
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by tvdefrancesco on September 26, 2012 at 11:50 am
You guys don't even proof read your titles
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by pawts on September 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm
The booze was the easy part.. ...shoving an entire pizza and an order of buffalo wings up there afterwards is what got him into trouble.
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by keefer1 on September 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Yes, this looks exactly like that kind of kid.
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