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floriDUH – An Orange County deputy, accused of groping a disabled woman who uses a walker, reportedly arrived at her home in uniform at 2:30 a.m., stayed two-hours and allegedly touched her breasts, butt and genitals through her clothing, according to investigators, reports the Orlando Sentinel. Martinez initially met the woman when she had called 911 after being battered by her boyfriend. Investigators also found at least three other cases in which Martinez made repeated contact with female callers, including three teen girls, one of whom referred to his actions as “creepy,” after encountering them during legitimate calls for service, according to the report.

Okay so maybe Officer Martinez totally looks like the guy who would grope a disable woman’s breasts, butt, and genitals over her clothing after she called 911 at 2:30am reporting getting battered by her boyfriend. I’m not here to deny that; he totally looks like that guy. But think about this whole scenario for a second; I bet any amount of money she was completely sending him mixed signals with all that abusive boyfriend talk. Using her walker to show him the bedroom and leaning her boobs all in his face as she “uses him for support”. C’mon. This little disabled battered minx was probably asking for it. What do you expect a creeper-faced lower middle class cop with no prospects for the future to do? NOT touch those tits? Let’s be real. There’s a reason guys get into the 911 response team game and it’s not for pecks on the cheek.