Daaaaaaamn…big man’s foul ball put your buddy down like THAT? Hospital visit status? Hope hes got health insurance.
I bet on the way to the emergency room your friend was trying to single-eye squint through the blood to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. “Not liable for any injuries sustained while in attendance. FUCK!” Yup. Looks like Major League Baseball wins again. Funny how it works out that way, bro. You paid money to have your face cracked open with a ball and had to spend the night in a hospital while Ryan Howard made $150,000 for his efforts that night and spent his wee hours banging his hot fiance on a pile of uncashed checks in a mansion to celebrate his victory. America!
PS – Is that a Ryan Howard tshirt?