DM – A 25-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly breaking into a home naked through the doggy door before found by the homeowners sitting in their bathtub. Sara Elizabeth Soto told police she had done nothing wrong and was just trying to use the phone when she was arrested in Weatherford, Texas around 1.45am on Tuesday. A woman living at the home said she was inside with her husband when he heard a noise, leading him to find the doggy door damaged. The homeowner told officers he doesn't have a dog but figured an outside animal had entered through the tiny entry. It was then they found Soto, described as 4 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 110 pounds in the police report, in their bathroom. Arresting officers say she was sitting inside the bathtub naked. Her black dress was discovered on the back porch which they brought to her to put back on.
What kind of deranged people have a doggie door but no dog? Plug that shit up guys. It's a gaping hole in your house. As far as I'm concerned, when you have unnecessary doggie doors on your home then you deserve everything that can squeeze through. Mice, raccoons, crazy naked broads. You're basically giving an invite to all of the neighborhood's critters. Come on in! Enjoy our home! Be naked and hang out in our bath tub! That's the message you're sending. If you don't want that, there's a pretty simple solution. Eliminate the hole big enough for a human in your door.
PS – I mean it had to be a larger than normal doggie door. Here's my reference for all doggie door related incidents: