What an asshole that emcee is, right? “Dan, do it again.” Ass. You saw how agitated the gator was the first time Dan tried to get near it yet for some reason you forced your buddy to double-dip. Dan could’ve left this Cuyahoga County Fair looking like Chubbs from Happy Gilmore. Maybe it’s his fault for not being better at gator wranglin’, but I’m pretty certain the crowd would’ve been fine with one alligator taunt.
For some reason the sound of panicked mothers and screaming children made me laugh out loud. The internet may have finally destroyed the last moral fiber in my body.


















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