Time to round up these little witches and burn them until they foretell the rest of the prophecy. They nailed EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL. Even down to cyberspace’s unhealthy addiction to pussy videos. Time-traveling Clarissa jean’d bowl cut future demons, all of ‘em.
“Shouldn’t everybody be on the internet?” This “Young Montana Media Group” had to have been coordinating with the government to try to get Facebook and Google and GPS technology popping off with the young, hip Skee-Lo-listening youth. How else can you explain our apathy towards giving our most private information to some rando computer company and sharing every detail of our lives with strangers? There were probably millions of these little internet-pushing robot kids out there giving away AOL Free Hours discs and 33.6k modems all through the 90′s.