First of all fuck the oil companies. Let’s just get that out there to start. We have special lanes that electric cars can drive on to recharge? We have that technology right now and motherfuckers were waiting in the cold in hours-long gasoline lines to pay $4 a gallon? Fuck the oil companies.
It always hurts a little when we’re faced directly with the fact that America isn’t the best at something. Like in our heads we all know that we’re 500th in the world in math, it just sucks to come face to face with the results. They get glow-in-the-dark Kanye concert highways and free electric car charge driving lanes and we get retard politicians and dudes powerbombing each other on the subway. It’s sad, man.
PS – Have fun with your 5000% spike in random driver freakout accidents when those giant terrifying snowflakes start lighting up on the street. Neatherlands. Bastards.