His NHL season might be over, but his “making every local chick Niagara her panties by playing beer pong and bean bags after double wrist surgery” season is just starting. Look at how fucking suave this dude is. G playing bags (or cornhole, or baggo, or whatever the hell you call it) in NoLibs and laying the beer pong wood down on a few unsuspecting Smokeshow puck sluts in his own crib. Who cares if his elbow is over the edge? Are you gonna call out a dude in double casts for reaching in his own house? Hell naw. The kid is so fucking G I can’t stand it.
Cue the music!