Don’t feel sorry for this girl for one second. Did you see anybody else get rocked in the back by a flying dumpster? Hell no you didn’t because everyone else out there understood the rules. Gotta keep your hips loose and your head on a swivel if you plan on making it out of certain situations sans concussion. Zero sympathy for her.
On the other hand, we should definitely feel bad for these tatted-up netherworld Euro-hipsters. They’re next level. Muscle shirt and Macklemore look at least 5 years ahead of the people we see in Brooklyn and San Fran.